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Jana Bly @GunpowderMilkshake

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Posted by GunpowderMilkshake - 1 month ago


Oh shitttt I haven’t updated in a long time- sorry about that. But I’m ssooo happy to announce that my school break is on!


So I’ll get to spout my bull whenever now. I used to like do it in my room or like waiting for the bus. Soo yeah, I’ve made a new friend too. Which is cool. And we got my cat a new collar.


im sorry I have no dramatic shit to tell you but hopefully I will soon, anyways I’ll update again if anything cool happens.


your pretty and

annoying 2 in 1.


Jana Bly xx


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Posted by GunpowderMilkshake - March 19th, 2025


Ughh I haven’t updated in so long! Soz I’ve got school, this time I’m talking about my siblings. My sister? She’s ok I guess she just takes my things sometimes. (Perks of being the Middle child) having a sis ain’t so bad, my brother is worse.


but sometimes she’ll just give me her money, NO REASON! Just like hands it over and says something like “I love you sis” it’s super sweet. She’s probably my only family member I wouldn’t trade for 45 cents. And stuff.


my brother is Satan spawn. He’s constantly annoying me, asking dumb questions, being too loud with his friends and eats my food. He sucks so much ass. Of course he’s got like golden hour moments where he’s bearable but those are rarely. I feel like when I was like 8-9ish we got along, I don’t blame him I’m a total bitch but like RAWRRRR.


if you have any questions or anything feel free to ask.


that was a rant from

the girl of your dreams and the

destination of your nightmares….


Sincerely, Jana Bly ;)


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Posted by GunpowderMilkshake - March 13th, 2025


If you can not tell by literally my whole self. I get bullied. Like ALOT. I do not possess the emotional capacity to care though. Anything mentioned in this thing you shouldn’t take into consideration of doing it yourself.


I don’t like the concept of bullying, playful teasing between acquaintances Is fine. But like…the point of hating on a stranger for the sake of hate is literally ridiculous. And trust me I have bullied my fair share of people. But have always worked it out.


if you are torturing some other fucking Kid or teen I suggest seeking resource to generally help better yourself, bullying is concerning on both parts and even if you went through something that “justifies” others misery it still isn’t ok. Treated others like there the gum you scrape off your shoes is garbage behaviour.


anyways bye from your favourite annoying

loudmouth teen.


Sincerely, Jana Bly :)


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Posted by GunpowderMilkshake - March 12th, 2025


Nah, seriously and I’m not planning on doing so, I’m like kinda threatened by other teens my age, like vaping, getting high and shit. I wouldn’t dream of doing anything like that.


The closet I’ve come to mind altering shit is probably, caffeine. But coffee also tastes funny soo…. I don't actually smoke, or do heroin, or some other messed up illegal shit. Although, it really wouldn't make a difference if I did, judging by my current physical and mental state.


im a skinny ass Teenage girl, any drugs would probably fucking kill me if taken like 24/7, oh and I don’t want like shitty lungs.


a wonderful short retelling of my mental state by Your wonderful updater,


Sincerely, Jana Bly :/


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Posted by GunpowderMilkshake - March 11th, 2025


Yeah so like I find girls hot, that’s all I have lol. Bye


sincerely, Jana Bly iu_1367083_25380843.png


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Posted by GunpowderMilkshake - March 8th, 2025


As you read the subject, this is a rant about how fucked up my school is. So firstly the nurse slaps an ice pack on your sore and sends you back to class, If i got shot and cut and my guts were spilling out she wouldn’t do shit. And I can’t even be pissed at the school because she’s just SHITTY.


uh secondly, someone needs to check up on my principle. He sounds creepy, looks creepy and probably shouldn’t be in a 100 mile radius of children because he looks like he has a van that specialises in “free candy”


3rd, the bullying at my school is crazy, but it ain’t making your life hell horrible, even the kids who try to be rude to “be popular” did remedial bullying class because if your gonna be a dick at least be good at it.


uh yeah, that’s it. Bye


sincerely, Jana Bly


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